i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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