I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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