It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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