I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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