But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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