well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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