dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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