Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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