it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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