So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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