Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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