That's when you crack a 10am beer
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
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and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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