i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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