I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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