Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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