I just made out with a guy for $7.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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