atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You ruined the universe
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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