just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The Olympian is in my bed
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