I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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