Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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