I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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