I've blown a few things in my day
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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