she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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