New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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