shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize
