evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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