Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
