Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Found your dick twin last night
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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