If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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