we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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