After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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