If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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