dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He keeps bees of course he's weird
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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