How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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