Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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