That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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