Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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