If i could tip my vagina, i would.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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