Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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