do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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