yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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