shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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