It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
She announced her abortion via fbk
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The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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