hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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