problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just tell him i said nine months
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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