yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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