Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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