didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i permit you to call me
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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