omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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