Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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