I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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