He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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