is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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