It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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