I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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