don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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