But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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